Synopsis: Gag birthday card model Peter Grunenwald is in for the worst day of his life. After finding out firsthand his girlfriend is cheating on him, he begins a quest to pick up the pieces. Looking for help, Peter turns to his best friend Blaine, a girls' volleyball coach with devious intentions. But instead of helping, Blaine unravels Peter's world before his eyes. Now Pete must fight to move on with his life by facing a jealous model in a ducky costume, a seedy underworld of perversion, and a deadly bicycle without a seat. His only hope for survival? The last remaining fan of the Birthday Boy.