Giving the people
what they want…One freak at a time.
Cinco de Mayo, 2003
the site started, we’ve had the unfortunate opportunity to monitor
who visits, and how they get here. Most people are referred directly
to the site, because most people are just our friends. But there are
a few stragglers out there who stumble upon this glory hole with ulterior
intentions. These are people who use search engines, seeking out various
hobbies and interests. A lot of them are strange in their own right,
but get directed to us because we have the word Decking in the title.
Apparently there are people out there who really love photos of decks.
Other people fall on us because they are searching for something totally
sweet, like Trent Reznor sayings, or Swank magazine. But every so often,
you get some 42-year-old man living in his grandma’s guestroom,
needing to feed his appetite for deviance while grammy’s out buying
bologna. They input a few choice words, and since we’re so versatile
with the English language, our site pops up and the crazies flood in.
And then they leave disappointed.
Now, since this site is for the people, we want everyone who drops in to enjoy their stay. It’s my job to accommodate those who happen by, so I thought I’d give them what they want, and share with everyone else how these miscreants find our site. Enjoy.
Ralph Macchio Poster Wall
There they are. Busted panties. I know, it sucks. But what the hell? How do I give someone busted panties? The word busted is usually associated with bulky things with parts that snap off. It was invented so cigarette-smoking wives with stains on their shirts can say, “Dammit Ned, you busted the television set. How’m I supposed to watch my stories?” It’s not a panty-friendly word. But, I said I’d give the crazies what they want, and there it is.
If you’d like a poster wall of me, let me know at firstname.lastname@example.org