Giving the People
What the Want…One More Time
July 31st, 2003
that we’ve passed 15,000 visitors on the website, I thought I’d
again do something nice for those sick bastards who come here and feel
left out. We continue to carry the unfortunate burden of seeing how
people find the site through search engines. Most of the time they find
us by searching for relevant, though completely moronic, things such
as “sneezed sneeze allergies achoo,” and “Bill Gates
is a douchebag.” But every so often the woodwork cracks, and out
crawl the nomads looking for scraps of perverted garbage, hoping the
Decking Crew can satiate their addiction. Those sick fucks.
But again, I’m not here to judge. I’m here to satisfy. It’s time to give the minority what they want, by giving them what they searched for…One freak at a time.
Picture of Angry Old Lady Giving the Finger with a Big Thermometer in Her Butt
We’re just gonna do this one quick like a band-aid. I think wecan all accept the first half. Old ladies are great, but who’s getting off on staring at a gigantic thermometer hanging out of their back end? Whoever they are, they’ll enjoy this! And trust me, this wasn’t even the worst one.
Jimmy Smits what’s he doing in 2003
a life this guy must lead. What’s Jimmy Smits doing in 2003? The
only person I could think of who would search for what Jimmy Smits is
doing in 2003 is Jimmy Smits. Well, Jimmy this one’s for you…
Upon finding out that Jimmy Smits and Star Wars was a horrible idea, George Lucas immediately hired him for Episode III. So, I guess he is doing something this year.
sister reads this site. Guerrs