Eat More Pizza!
March 10th, 2003
I was driving behind a woman the other day, and she had a license plate frame that read "Eat more pizza,” Eat more pizza! It even had a clever substitution of the letter O with a pizza pie! What's going on here? What's this lady's agenda? Does she just love pizza and feels everyone should eat more of it? If that's the case, I would advocate it a little better. I mean, if I want people to drink more Icees, I would at least give a reason. I would say ‘Icees are totally sweet!’ This way people would now have the knowledge that Icees are totally sweet, thus whetting their appetite for one. I wouldn't just demand that someone drink more of them. Just as this lady shouldn't demand we eat more pizza.
That’s it. Sometimes it’s fun just wasting your time…
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