Tapped Out Releases Second Single
November 12th, 2003
The wait is finally over. Tapped Out has released its second single, Meet Some Chicks, exclusively on the DC site. If you've ever wondered if perfection could be encapsulated in sound, then you're a moron because that's a dumb thing to wonder. But if you've always wanted to hear a song with roughly three chords about scooping up the ladies, then get ready for some aural sex.
Reviews of Meet Some Chicks from Credible Sources:
"If it wasn't such a waste of my time, I may
have liked it."
"Poignant, with sharp lyrics such as 'We're going
to meet them, and meet them right.' Uh, we're Rolling Stone, so we'll
just quote their lyrics, say we love it, but give it one star."
"It'll blow your socks through your shoes. And
if you don't have socks on, it will melt the skin from your feet and
gamely lick the marrow from your bones."
"A perfect foil to Maneater
on anyone's compilation CD"
"It would have been funny if David Cross wrote
"The best song by two white
guys since Private Eyes"
"You call this an update?"
"Seriously, please someone just buy a Hall and
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